A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
These guys were just playing monopoly at our homecoming dance wtf
I want to know these people
I approached them at some point and asked what they were doing and one of the dudes just turned to me and said ‘MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN NOW PLEASE I AM CONCENTRATING’
I swear to fucking god if this gets over 1,000 notes
You are all dead to me
About being too excited to ring the NYSE opening bell.
THAT’S HOW THEY DID IT
WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT CHRIS EVANS’ FUCKING BODY THAT THEY HAD TO PHOTOSHOP HIM SMALLERAND THE SUPER SOLDIER BODY WAS THE REAL ONE
that last one is really good acting because chris can do 1000 push ups in his sleep